1. |
愿意相信谁 ?
03:49
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Western news tell me to turn left
Chinese news tell me to turn right
There is an abyss on the left
There is an abyss on the right
How to find the bridge to the truth ?
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2. |
Gao Caca
01:21
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Let’s play tennis ? I can’t, I have to review for my college entrance examination
Let’s go to an internet cafe? I can’t, I have to review for my college entrance examination
Let’s go to a movie ? I can’t, I have to review for my college entrance examination
Let’s go out to play? I can’t, I have to review for my college entrance examination
Let’s go to play video games? I can’t, I have to kill myself.
Explanation :
The Gaokao is the Chinese national examination at the end of high school. It is the most important exam for any Chinese kid because it will decide which university he can enter and therefore it will decide his future. All the life of kid is organized according to this exam and the pressure is unbearable, resulting in a number of nervous breakdown and suicide.
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3. |
城管 Vs 洛奇 巴布亚
01:09
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If Rocky fought against a “cheng guan”, who would win ?
Explanation :
Cheng guan are kind of street cops in charge of « urban management » of the city. They are specially working on cracking-down unlicensed street vendors. Abusing their power, they have been involved in many cases of assaulting, beating, murdering, illegal detention and illegal property eviction of innocent people.
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4. |
Bo Xi Lai 勃起来
00:38
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Today I will not watch my Japanese porn
Because today I’ll watch Bo’s Trial !
If he gets the death penalty, I will have a hard-on !
(Explanation)
The trial of Bo Xi Lai, broadcasted live on TV, was nothing but “smoke and mirrors” intending to make people believe in a transparent Chinese judicial system. In reality, the trial was nothing more than a pantomime where the verdict was already decided in advance, where the pieces of evidence were carefully chosen to not involve other leaders or to limit the negative repercussions on the PRC’s image.
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5. |
七个不要讲
01:19
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My mother told me “don’t say that”
My father told me “don’t say that”
My teacher told me “don't say that”
My friend told me “don't say that”
My doctor told me “don't say that”
My TV told me “don't say that”
My dog told me “don't say that”
((Explanation))
With the new government run by Xi JinPing, the ideological control has still not faltered. Recently, the secretary general of the party has defined 7 subjects (七个不要讲) banned from public evocation: the historical mistakes of the party, the universal values, the tensions in society, the right of citizens, the independence of the justice, the privileges of the members of the government and the freedom of the press.
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6. |
吸血鬼舞
01:09
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Every five years, it’s like a vampire ball. They dance, they dance and suck each others’blood. Who will be the next bloodsucking president ?
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7. |
Don't fade to Cry
00:32
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8. |
Speak Chinese Or Die!
01:31
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Speak Chinese or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9. |
Shoot The Plane
00:19
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10. |
Opportunist
01:26
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I have bought Jackie Chan posters
I have bought Jackie Chan DVD
I have bought Jackie Chan shampoo
I have bought Jackie Chan dumplings
I have bought Jackie Chan drinks
I have bought all the Jackie Chan Products
I just read an interview of Jackie Chan
And now I want to vomit my Jackie Chan Dumplings
((Explanation))
Well known in the world as a kung fu superstar actor, Jackie Chan is less known for his controversial comments and his opportunism. Here are some words of the master :
"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want."
"The authorities should stipulate what issues people can protest over and on what issues it is not allowed."
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11. |
DIC
00:31
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When the cost of a Chinese worker will be too high, where will you go ?
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12. |
喜洋洋被和谐
00:37
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Long live harmony!!!!
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13. |
Happy New Grind
01:22
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Today, it’s Christmas. I’ m going to the mall with my girlfriend to do some shopping all night long ! I want to put my head in the toilets.
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14. |
Underground Rules
01:19
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Mr. Policeman: “Your fire door is wrong”
Boss of Livehouse: “OK, please take it !”
Mr. Policeman: “Your kitchen is not clean “
Boss of Livehouse: “OK, please take it !”
Mr. Policeman: “There is too many people in the show”
Boss of Livehouse: “OK, please take it !”
Mr. Policeman: “…”
Boss of Livehouse: “OK, please take it !”
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15. |
Viva Punk
00:54
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